Does this wig make my brain look small?
My free wig from the Cancer Society…
Putting it on, I felt suddenly transformed… a desire to wear pearls and proper dress suffused my soul, as well as a strong desire for prescription medication.
And as my prescribed medication (not *drugs*! Drugs are bad.) coursed through my system, I pulled on my gloves, put on my sunglasses, and went out into the bright new world before us; looking *good* and feeling *better*; young, fearless, and ready to vote down funding for Planned Parenthood, health care, and schools; ready to defeat the evils of so called gay “marriage” threatening our sacred unions blessed by God; ready to dispel for once and all the liberal myth of ‘global warming‘; ready and more than willing to finally see our first female President – Mrs. Sarah Palin!
Because any woman who can manage raising such god fearing, well behaved, and *stunning* children while running a household so very well, with such very little help, and still hold down a successful political career – even while pregnant with the cutest little accident ever! – should have no troubles managing Washington!
And, if you believe that – perhaps your wig is too tight.
This post has been brought to you by ‘The ‘Cancer Hates To Be Mocked’ Foundation’ ; no actual Republicans were scalped or otherwise harmed in the making of this post.